I'd like to address some rumours that have been going around in the last few days. That Slave, I meant to write, Cynic and myself are in fact the same person!

Yes, we are both obsessed with Master Zal (but then who isn't?) and dismayed at his continued and obstinate use of towels and other fabrics to cover up his family jewels. Yes: we are both blessed/cursed with ENORMOUS cocks. Yes: we both tend to see the (usually intentional) amusing/funny in some posts and pictures, and having incurred the wrath of several masters with a sense-of-humour bypass, luckily survived a number of clumsy assassination attempts. Yes, we never seem to be in the chat room at the same time. BUT we are not the same entity!

Fortunately, I don't have Slave’s Cynic’s teapot’ish looks, but I do have BREATHTAKING bulging muscles, which is just as well as the world needs the occasional ‘stud sub' to walk into the room. There are two of us, but we are not the same. Not to mention that it would be in direct infringement of OF’s T&C.

So, I hope that now I've put to bed once and for all these flattering (for Cynic) but pointless, I mean, baseless rumours..