Getting a payment processor is harder than I thought it would be.

VISA and MASTERCARD have very strict rules on the content the sites can have on them which use them to process payments, they don't want to be affiliated with any sites that for example might house illegal material.

Example, if they find a site is processing payments and the site has the word 'r a p e' on it, they can terminate the account. Obviously it depends on the context the words are used etc, but I don't want my account limited every couple of weeks :/

*sigh*