I sincerely apologize to my Master and Owner for not having been able to respect my commitments to him. 

 I am truly sorry that my behavior as a badly brought up c***d has harmed him and tarnished his image with the Males of   OF. 

 I feel so bad for having disappointed him and embarrassed him. 

 I know that such an attitude is unacceptable coming from an creature like me, but I beg him to forgive me and assure him   that this will never happen again, that I will be the most obedient dog possible.