An OF Master - "My week"*

Monday
Arrrrrgh... another week. I must find some new, rich slaves TODAY so that I don't have to carry on working, which is totally beneath me. It's their job to make my life comfortable, after all
But how can I entice them? Another photo of feet? Bare or with socks? Perhaps showing them my middle finger? I am sure that they have never seen one before, let alone one so perfect and superior. I must post something saying that I'm looking for loyal slaves, by which I mean slaves who contribute regularly.

Tuesday
No-one has replied. Bastards! How dare they? Don't they realise what they are missing? Who in their right mind wouldn't want to send me money? Or refund my cheeky Nando's?
Must post something about fake slaves.

Wednesday
Oh, someone has finally looked at my profile. About 🩸y time. He's old so he must have some money stashed away. Plus what does he need it for, at his age? New dentures? I might even send him a picture of my armpits. I'll just google one.
Wishlist Wednesday, Fagtax Friday...must come up with a new catchy concept for tomorrow: Tip-a-Thug Thursday? Who doesn't love a thug?

Thursday
That little pussy faggot didn't reply. He ignored me. How fucking rude. Let's leave him a negative review. This may attract some losers who like a strong master/thug in charge and who want to show me that not all faggots are the same. Yeah, that's going to work.

Friday
Finally it's Friday. Some loser bought me a coffee. Better than nothing, I guess. I hope he's not expecting anything in return. Yes, I'm just going to ignore it, I won't even 'like' it. Treat them mean, keep them keen.  
Oh my day, this second job's so exhausting. I'm going to take tomorrow and Sunday off to finish my knitting project. Next week will be better, I'm sure.

* according to Cynic