‼️Attention please. This is not a drill. ‘Slave’ is sub of the Day, which means Guinness have designated this the second largest event to be coordinated in U.K. history after the death of Her Majesty. Full itinerary: trooping of the Doms 12noon , radio interview with Dolly Parton at 3pm, hair and make up 4-6pm, red carpet arrival at the Lazy Lounge 7pm, press conference to follow, and finally the ceremonial opening of his fabled and rarely seen wallet . Congrats 🍾
I'd like to thank HRH Prince Nike of Gucci for publicly revealing my schedule for the day! As a result I've had a milkshake thrown over me by a maliciously jealous sub, Trump nestled in on my radio chit-chat with Dolly, hair and make-up were late and the Doms Parade down the Mall turned into carnage, with middle fingers and cavorting feet everywhere, mind you the trumpets were impressive, I've never seen or enjoyed such passionate blowing! 🎺🍾👑🥎🍌🥤I'd like to thank HRH Prince Nike of Gucci for publicly revealing my schedule for the day! As a result I've had a milkshake thrown over me by a maliciously jealous sub, Trump nestled in on my radio ch...See more