💣 The end of the world may be heading our way! Would you like to share my charming 25 feet deep bunker? Good wine cellar, occasionally delicious food, fun fireside chats and a mad cat. Fancy it? 💥
🫡 YES - It sounds perfect!
😶🌫️ NO - I'd prefer to take my chances with Armageddon!
🤔 Maybe - I'll wait to see if I get a better offer (Frenchbottomslut's option).
