About Me
Hello. Thanks for stopping by. Sadly, it’s become impossible for me to wander the dark, sticky corridors of this wonderful website as often as my parole officer would like. I’ve just opened a vineyard and donkey sanctuary which is taking up almost all my time and energy. In my few hours of free time I’m writing a memoir, speaking candidly about my wild adventures with Tibetan monks, my pivotal role in the Sudanese civil war, my years as a plastic surgeon in Mexico and my recent surprising journey to the International Space Station.
I shall, from time to time, pop by to smile, laugh and enjoy the company of dear friends, wonderful frenemies and those who loathe me. In the meantime here’s a wonderful quote and an absolute truth from the great man himself:
“You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.”